The Daily Mail is running an article on how cash-strapped families can make cheaper homemade versions of well-known chocolate bars, crisps and snacks. Well, that’s not quite right – what the article actually claims to show is “how to make a Crunchie in your kitchen”. Which of course you can’t do. No one can, except Cadbury. The best anyone else can hope for is a “chocolate bar with a honeycomb toffee sugar centre”.